Marital Bliss....If husband stays away from Wife....

Its said....always start your blog with a strong statement....Ok...for this blog, husbands should write "Marital bliss is the shortcut to flush your happiness and independence only to start a new life with someone who is going to dominate your thoughts and crip and confine it along with your whole slef in her confined domain... Welcome to my domain which is set by my would be wife :(
You thought Rahul Driavid was called the wall....Well even he crumbled to the pressure and expectataions on the masses. But here husbands are, the wall who are expected to forget their ownself, their tensions, their pressures and start working for the evergreen load called their wife...
Starting from working for more than 12 hrs/day in this Meltdown period, they have to wake up late in the nights talking abut the tensions of wife (As if they are fresh & don't have any tension of their own).....& oh yes I forgot....If you can call their tensions as 'Tensions'..... Then they have to stretch themshelves in their busy schedule so that they can they can visit their wife so that her leisure and your busy time can together be called as quality time. You are expected to go to medicine store to get medicine for yourself when you are Ill and and your time stretches from 10-10 after which there is no medicine store open. You will be a premature parent when you have to control your wife who cannot just stop crying :( (If she stops, thats a break). IF your wife is happy, donot be happy, thats a passing phase. No sooner you start becoming happy, she will start crying....(God knows why...Sometimes god even don't know) .... She says, she will take care of your tensions....But does that mean, increasing it manifold by adding to the already existing stock.
Mark my words. Supercyclone, terrorist attacks, Tsunami's, Hurricanes, Market Melt Down etc. are temporary phases of life.....Be aware of your wife....She is the Permanent phase....

N.B. Don't tell me I have not warned.....